Nessie, the amiable and placid Loch Ness Monster, having been rudely disturbed from her peaceful existence by ruthless and selfish scientists, is most indignant to hear herself referred to as a 'monster'. She and Coojeebear, the sympathetic Koala who has befriended her, decide to journey to Westminster to demand protection for all animals (including enagered species such as Nessie). Her song is reminiscent of the style of Harry Lauder the great and famous Scottish entertainer of the music-hall era. If orchestral parts should be required, please contact me.